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Opinion: Why I, A Straight White Cisgender Male, Will Be Watching This Season Of Dancing With The Stars With A Keen Eye

November 22, 2024December 2, 2024 Levi Elias 305 Views

By Levi Elias

LOS ANGELES, CA — Because I like it. It’s pretty good.

  • ← “Sassy Man” Friend Just A Really Dickish Straight Guy
  • Rivalry Game Actually Just A Mid-Off →

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