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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine

September 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the

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USC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient

August 30, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat  USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University

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USC Alumni Admit the Trojan Family Doesn’t Exist

August 27, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Shocking USC Administration and students alike, USC alumni today collectively admitted the Trojan Family is a complete

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USC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge

August 25, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of

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Programming Board Transforms McCarthy Into Freshmen Holding Area

August 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash After more than a year of alcohol-related incidents, costly hospitalization, and repeated violence, USC administration decided early

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Students Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name

August 21, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips Last week, dozens of USC students who trace their genetic lineage to the glorious race of Aeneas

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Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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USC Fraternity Prosecuted for Flag Desecration

June 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman A group of nearly 20 USC students are under investigation by the FBI after accusations surfaced that

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Parkside RA Warns Residents about “Bad Part of Town”

June 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PARKSIDE ARTS AND HUMANITIES– In a weekly floor meeting, Parkside RA Kenneth Bickle alerted his residents to

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EVK Introduces Kool-Aid Pickles, Wonder Bread Taco Night

May 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN (EVK) – Over the past several years, the admissions process has become increasingly selective and

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