Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS — This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in
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Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds
by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.
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Students-Athletes Outraged Over Lack of Handicap Access Ramps for Their Hoverboards
by Derl Clausen JOHN MCKAY CENTER–Last Tuesday, student-athletes from every team gathered outside the John McKay Center to express their
Read moreUSC Compromises with Protesters, Promotes One Part-Time Employee to Full-Time
by Thomas Marshall USC–After months of protesting from disgruntled part-time USC employees about unfair wages and hiring practices, the school
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USC Students Gather for Pagan Sacrificial Pyre
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett USC–Last night, students gathered in Neo-Pagan tradition for a ceremonial sacrificial pyre. Neo-Paganism, also
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USC Professor Names Feces-Eating Bacterium in Honor of Grad Students
by Joseph Grazier Fantastic strides were made today in the relatively narrow realm of grad student-professor relations; A newly discovered
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Cinema Students Protest Dental Students Using Their Coffee Bean
by Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS–Yesterday, film students protested dentists constantly “taking over” the Coffee Bean, a feud many
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To Cut Water Use, USC Promises to Install New Drought-Tolerant Plants Every Three Weeks
by Axel Hellman USC–As the state has dried up, USC has faced increasing criticism from environmental activists for its lush
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Traveler Gets Drunk, Takes Picture on Top of Student
by Staff USC has grown all too accustomed to the bacchanals that inevitably occur on late weekend nights, which often
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USC Already Decorating for Christmas, Puts Up 100ft Tall Christmas Tree
by Jack Hackett USC–It’s the week after Halloween, and USC is taking no time off to prepare for the very
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