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Leonardo DiCaprio Spotted On Campus Protesting School of Gerontology

September 29, 2022September 27, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — One-time Oscar winner and long-time Oscar audience member Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted on

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Uh Oh! The Two Little Goblins Who Rub Their Gritty Mitts Together In Order To Generate Enough Power For The USC Wifi Have Died

September 23, 2022May 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – Egads! The teeny tiny fellers who hide beneath the Doheny bookstacks have been shot,

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Ask The Experts: Best Sex Positions For A Twin XL

September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano According to certified sex therapist Dr. Cassidy White, Ph.D, “Even the highest of sex drives can be

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CDC Commends Rice Students For Scoring High in Purity Test, Low on Football Field

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk  LOS ANGELES, CA — The CDC recently commended the Rice University student body for scoring high in

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USC Students Eager To Find Out If They Wasted $200 This Year

September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster and Jackson Irvine In anticipation of the premiere of USC’s newest additions to the football team, including

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Freshman Reduced to Hometown, Major, and Dorm Within a Matter of Days

August 19, 2022August 19, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After moving into her freshman dorm on Monday afternoon, Lana Klein has spiraled

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USC Not Mad, Just Disappointed in Frats

August 13, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following six fraternities announcing their disaffiliation, USC lectured brothers in a strongly-worded Instagram

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Avid MadHappy Wearer Actually Clinically Depressed

August 4, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite her brightly colored sweatshirt from the trendy brand (that somehow cost more

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Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 Jess Wild

By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to

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USC Forced to Put Dollar in Scandal Jar

June 14, 2022June 15, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following US News & World Report asking the University to provide letters clarifying

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