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Gateway Inaugurates Complimentary Shuttle to Campus

March 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Facing stiff competition with other student apartment buildings, the management of University Gateway Apartments gathered at the

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4% of Greek Community Aware that Today is Tuesday

March 25, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff THE ROW, USC – In a shocking new poll conducted by the Sack of Troy, only 1 in

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USC WiFi Comes Back from Break Totally Wasted

March 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USC INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SERVICES — This week marks the annual return of USC students from Spring Recess,

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Business Major Just Doing It for the Money, Concubines

March 14, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS-  Speaking with reporters about the matter, Junior business major Richie Fitch revealed that

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George Takei to Replace Bush as Dean of Price

March 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Zoe Haddad and Axel Hellman BOVARD AUDITORIUM—Actor and activist George Takei spoke at Bovard auditorium Friday evening. Takei enchanted

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Leavey Library To Offer Student Housing For Next Semester

March 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Students have jokingly claimed that they ‘live in Leavey Library.’ Next semester, students can make this claim

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Greek Community’s Attempt to Decide Which Frat is ‘the Least Fratty’ Ends in Raucous Pool Party

March 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The Presidents of USC’s Greek organizations gathered together this weekend to put an end to the question

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Skateboarder Literally Circumnavigates Globe to Avoid Social Activists

March 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — “I don’t have the patience for this crap!” yelled Greer Meelson, as

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Wednesday Farmers Market Missing, Kale-and-Carrot Chip Levels Reach Dangerous Low

March 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Esmy Jimenez MCCARTHY QUADRANGLE — Yesterday, USC students who had grown accustomed to buying organic produce

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Iranian Club President Refuses to Acknowledge Existence of Jewish Fund-rager

March 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In a recent statement that has shaken the campus party scene, the president of the Iranian club,

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