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USC Cancels Fountain Run; Drains Fountains, LA River, Lakes, All Other Natural Sources of Water

April 24, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee USC–Citing Governor Jerry Brown’s new water usage restrictions, President Max C. L. Nikias cancelled the time-old tradition

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Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp

April 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.

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Alternate Fountain Run to be Held at Lorenzo

April 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Seniors reacted with a mixture of anger and dismay when USC administrators announced their decision to cancel the

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A Fukboi’s Guide to Summer Internship Interviews

April 12, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff attention vortex

by Staff Image editing by Jack Hackett The end of the year is drawing near and you’re wondering just how

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DPS to Stop Serial Booty-Bandit by Any Means Necessary

April 9, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Photoshop by Jack Hackett Nothing has been able to stop the North University Park serial buttock-slapper.  In the

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USG Denies Yik Yak Allegations

April 8, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–This week, users of the popular social media app Yik Yak were incensed by anonymous posts accusing the

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University Urges American Students to Adopt Easy-to-Remember Chinese Nicknames

March 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel (Nánxìng mèilì – 男性魅力 – “attractive male”) Hellman and Jack (Guànjūn – 冠军 – “champ”) Hackett SCHOOL — USC prides

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Student Activists Protest Something Else that Won’t Get Changed

March 8, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Helen plans on using her name and visual symbols to inspire others USC — The USC

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International Student Shocked to Find out Cigarettes Bad for You

February 26, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth USC–Jonathan Lee was certainly surprised when he was told that cigarettes are bad for you, and among

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Haughty Freshman Pridefully Declines Opportunity for Free Food

February 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

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