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USC Administration Having Really Tough Week, Asks for Five-Day Extension for New Web Registration

October 29, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Earlier yesterday morning, USC administration sent an email letting students know it really enjoys this semester and everything,

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University Executes “Great California MakeOut” Disaster Drill

October 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Following the success of the “Great ShakeOut” earthquake drill, USC’s Disaster Preparedness SCenter will begin to institute more

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DPS Replaces Segways with Hoverboards

October 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee University of Southern California–To meet USC’s budget cut demands, DPS is replacing their current fleet of segways

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Where Your Tuition Money Goes pt III

October 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Staff USC–For the past two years the USC Financial Office has released breakdowns of how students’ tuition gets put

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Netflix and Chill Added to University Guidelines for Consent

October 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC–As the definition of “Netflix and Chill” has taken on a different meaning, teens have begun using video

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Sarkisian, “You’re Terminated”

October 13, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured, sports

by Staff SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–After two full days of suspension, Steve Sarkisian failed to gain another win for USC football, and

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Only Student to Show Up to Thursday Night Class on Game Day

October 8, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall A LONELY CLASSROOM–Colton Stock, a sophomore, made the unfortunate decision to schedule a thursday

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USC to Sponsor 500 Syrian Refugees, Only Charging $30,000 Per Student

October 1, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC’s Associate Vice Provost of International Ventures announced last Tuesday the university’s commitment to helping 500 refugees of

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12 Free and For Sale Posts by Students who Probably Don’t Get Financial Aid

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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12 Free & For Sale Posts that Prove the Rich Kids Must be Stopped

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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