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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car

March 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian

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Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class

March 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL – Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for

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Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom

March 19, 2018June 17, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL — I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor

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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument

March 9, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE– When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled

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9/11 Skeptic Making Poli Sci Class Pretty Interesting

March 8, 2018June 19, 2020 Rachel Zubli

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– Professor Schwartz’s POSC-382 class experienced a dramatic increase in attendance after notoriously skeptical classmate

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Sorority Gives Diversity Bid to Girl With Glasses

February 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking move that will shake up the entire Greek system, sorority

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After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio

February 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For

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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake

February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to

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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again

January 26, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,

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Freshmen Move Empty Smirnoff to Trash Like They’re Hiding a Body

January 16, 2018June 19, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan BIRNKRANT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — A group of freshmen spent the last several days getting an empty bottle