Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of
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Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CENTURY APARTMENTS, USC– This week, Sarah Levi became the first woman ever to earn a Heisman trophy
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PARKSIDE – One local maintenance worker is well aware of who is the biggest nerd at USC,
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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian
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Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL – Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for
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Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL — I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor
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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE– When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled
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9/11 Skeptic Making Poli Sci Class Pretty Interesting
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– Professor Schwartz’s POSC-382 class experienced a dramatic increase in attendance after notoriously skeptical classmate
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Sorority Gives Diversity Bid to Girl With Glasses
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking move that will shake up the entire Greek system, sorority
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After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For
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