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USC Gains Ivy Status After Receiving Bomb Threat

November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk “USC Campus Shot” by redskins5926 is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0

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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new

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USC Housing Gives the Green Light for Threesomes Effective October 18th

October 18, 2021October 18, 2021 Kathy Thach

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Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured

October 12, 2021October 12, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of

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New SDA Building Set to Occupy Unity University Church, Donors Hoping to “Pray the Gay Away”

September 24, 2021October 12, 2021 Lola Gilmore

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Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery

September 13, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk

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USC to Have Students Fight for Financial Aid in Willy Wonka Style Competition

September 1, 2021August 30, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – USC’s students will enter a world of imagination this upcoming school year after

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USC Welcomes Back Covid

August 23, 2021August 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann

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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter

August 5, 2021August 5, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

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Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final

July 13, 2021July 13, 2021 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a

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