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Cashier Who Told You to Have a Nice Day Didn’t Really Mean It

January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

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SJACS Throws Accused Student in Lake to See if She Floats

January 24, 2022January 24, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, the University of Southern California reported that the fifth student this

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The Sack of Troy’s Actual Interview with the Aidan

January 20, 2022January 20, 2022 Hannah Ryan

On January 19th, one “reply all” changed the USC student population’s life forever. The Sack of Troy took a chance

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Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect

January 14, 2022January 23, 2022 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student

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School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Preston Long

By Preston Long Against the backdrop of rampant inequality and rising social tensions, The School of Dramatic Arts announced a

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Top Ten Places to Get Fucked Up During Syllabus Week

January 10, 2022January 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina We here at Sack care about the student[‘s] bod[ies]y, and are here to help our fellow Trojans

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Breaking: Bruh

January 8, 2022January 8, 2022 Darrien Snyder

“Dude. This completely blindsided me. Who the hell saw this coming? Who could have guessed? I am shocked. I am

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Local Frat Boy Finally Gives His Girlfriend The Big O! (Omicron)

January 7, 2022January 7, 2022 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero  LOS ANGELES, CA — USC student and Phi Kappa Psi brother Jonothan Bradely has reportedly spread the

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Cloth Masks Banned, Quirky Girls Distraught

January 5, 2022January 5, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

“It’s like they’re trying to take away my identity,” said Francesca Ward, Frannie with an ‘ie’ for short. “When the

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Opinion: Fine! I Will Have Sex in the Doheny Book Stacks Instead!

December 29, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff “Ever since the no guest thing happened it’s been really hard to find places where you can, you

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