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Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

April 27, 2026June 11, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer LOS ANGELES — It’s a bad day for all college nic addicts: the New York City squirrels

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Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour

March 19, 2026March 31, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer PHOENIX — Famed widow and drag queen extraordinaire Erika Kirk is turning heads yet again following the

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100% of Frats Giving Up Hazing for Lent

March 11, 2026March 31, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer LOS ANGELES — Mildly traumatized pledges and students just trying to find a quiet fucking space to

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Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians

February 23, 2026March 31, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer MILAN, ITALY — Following an embarrassing defeat by both the USA Olympic Women’s and Men’s hockey teams

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