College – Page 2 – The Sack of Troy

Spring Break-Up? Future Ex Boyfriend Looks Weird In Shorts

By Jada Leung LOS ANGELES – College students have shed amounts of clothing amidst this week’s heat wave, and future

By Jackson Sneeringer LOS ANGELES — Mildly traumatized pledges and students just trying to find a quiet fucking space to

By Alex Choy LOS ANGELES, CA — Children everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. To avoid association with prominent

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES – Despite what the Commie-fornia liberals WANT you to think, Beong-Soo Kim is STILL

By Noelle Medina UNIVERSITY PARK – Ethical AI enthusiast Geoff Garrett and interim USC affiliate Beong-Soo Kim announced the three-part

By Margaret Danenhauer PUNXSUTAWNEY, CA — Interim President Kim has abruptly cancelled all classes this week after he popped his

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES – After seeing New Yorkers enduring a record-breaking snow storm, hundreds of USC students collectively

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – After decades of only being able to monetize 98% of student life, USC

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Feminism lost again this weekend when Sack investigative reporters discovered that the

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – In this stressful time of final projects, papers, and exams, one USC professor