College – Page 2 – The Sack of Troy

USC Names Bully Who Stole Your Lunch Money as New Head of Student Dining

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES — Fight on Trojans! USC has named Joey “The Booger” Santonelli, better known as the

By Sarah Ruiz LOS ANGELES, CA – Pack your pills and poppers, USC’s finest scholars are heading East for the

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA – In an email sent to the USC population by the Office of the

By Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA/CABO SAN LUCAS, MEX – In a rare display of solidarity, the USC Interfraternity and

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Trying to get your parents to spend even more money on your

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Soon-to-be retired USC president Carol Folt just realized that she’s wasted her entire

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration announced this morning that they would soon be debuting an

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the Daily Trojan announcing that USC has slashed their

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – As class registration for next semester rolls around once again, emails are flying

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Josh Andrews, beloved by his female friends for being a “sassy man”, is