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Scientists Learn COVID-19 Can Be Transmitted Through Gamer Girl Bathwater

November 9, 2020January 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes CAMBRIDGE, MA ― Researchers at MIT have discovered a new hotbed for the COVID-19 virus: gamer girl

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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp We checked in with Mom to find out what her 10 favorite movies were for the spooky

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I Slept With Every Cast Member of the Classic 80s Sitcom “Lotta Family” Only to Find Out it Never Existed. Here’s What I Learned.

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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks We all treasure the beloved sitcoms of the 1980s. From Full House to Cheers to Lotta Family,

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Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?

January 9, 2019January 9, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Finding a good man is difficult, especially when it has been highly publicized that your parents perished

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October 26, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

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January 25, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis List

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis Water is the one thing seemingly everyone wants to get their hands (and mouths) on. But with

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