Breaking News:
OASIS Converted To DESERT
Performative Fall Grad Walking In Spring To Feel Included
Tech Bro Tooth Fairy Puts Crypto Under Kids’ Pillows
McCarthy Residents Encouraged to Report Socialist Peers to Administration
Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too
The Sack of Troy
USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper
College
Local
World
Sports
Politics
Entertainment
Videos
Columns
Attention Vortex
Dear Mom
Girlboss Alert!
Reviews
Strong Feelings
About
History
Join Us
Contact Us
Members
Editorial
Sack Advice
September 27, 2022
September 27, 2022
Staff
←
Uh Oh! The Two Little Goblins Who Rub Their Gritty Mitts Together In Order To Generate Enough Power For The USC Wifi Have Died
Trump Picks Shakira as Running Mate in 2024 Presidential Campaign
→
You May Also Like
Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington
October 30, 2020
Callahan Teceno
0
OPINION: USC Campus Security Asking More Questions Than Ever About My Bloody Garbage Bag Collection
September 30, 2024
Phineas Kelly
0
Adorable or Dangerous? This Straight Man Knows More About Taylor Swift Than You Do
October 4, 2023
Aidan Driscoll
0
