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Studio Exec Flabbergasted Why Movie with ‘Super’ in Title Lost $150M

February 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 2706 Views articles
by Rob Smat LEGEND PRODUCTIONS – Every studio has had its Achilles heel. For Orion Pictures, it was UHF. For Read more
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Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown

February 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 3664 Views articles
by Rob Smat USC -- At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex, Read more
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The New Chipotle Detox!

January 18, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 4070 Views click bait

by Rob Smat, Fitness Guru for the Sack Hey, fitness people! Fitness Guru Rob Smat here. And man, do I

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Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?

December 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 3069 Views student voices

by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan

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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”

August 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2876 Views articles

by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school

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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week

August 2, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 3949 Views articles

by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside

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Politics 

Lindsey Graham (R-SC) Struggles to Answer Every Call After Realizing He Hasn’t Changed Voicemail Since Middle School

July 21, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 3409 Views articles

by Rob Smat PRESIDENTIAL HQ — After a hefty exchange of words between Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Donald Trump (R-Trump

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World 

TECH NEWS: Apple Debuts New OS, Yucca Mountain

June 8, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 2799 Views articles

by Rob Smat CUPERTINO — “Welcome to the future, or should I say, the today,” vamped Tim Cook, CEO of Apple.

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College 

Terrible Student Conveniently Makes Google Doc to Share Notes Before Final

May 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Rob Smat 2559 Views articles

by Rob Smat TAPER HALL — At approximately 4:05pm today, the greater majority of PSYC 201’s lecture attendees received a

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Joss Whedon’s Greatest Folly – SPOILERS!

May 6, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 3236 Views articles

by Rob Smat I saved this article for when I felt it was safe to discuss a pretty major Avengers Age

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