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Author: Axel Hellman

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Bill Clinton Urges Scholarship Kids to Change World

November 13, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Donors, university administrators, presidential, trustee’s, and Mork scholars alike sat in Bovard Auditorium last week, rapt by

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Business Majors Plan App to Find App Programmers

November 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

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Admissions Staff Gives Prospective Students Extremely Accurate Picture of Life at USC

November 7, 2014February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!!  Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

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USC Launches SCampaign to Capitalize the Letters SC in More Things

November 7, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

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USC Gentrification May Displace Local Oil Well

October 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

by Axel Hellman USC–Every year, more and more students have moved to the neighborhood west of Vermont, driving up rents

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College 

Desperate TKE to Hold Tertiary Rush

September 9, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman

by Axel Hellman and Tyler Pullen GREEK ROW– With two entire fraternity houses to fill – TKEast and TKE West

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College 

Hilarious Skull and Dagger Society Prank Convinces Students to Fork over $59,265

April 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Every April, the mysterious Skull and Dagger Society, an underground secret society consisting of elite, well-connected USC

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College USC 

George Takei to Replace Bush as Dean of Price

March 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Zoe Haddad and Axel Hellman BOVARD AUDITORIUM—Actor and activist George Takei spoke at Bovard auditorium Friday evening. Takei enchanted

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College USC 

Wednesday Farmers Market Missing, Kale-and-Carrot Chip Levels Reach Dangerous Low

March 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Esmy Jimenez MCCARTHY QUADRANGLE — Yesterday, USC students who had grown accustomed to buying organic produce

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USG Vows to Fix Greek Underrepresentation

February 25, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman On Thursday night, Undergraduate Student Government pooh-bahs celebrated the election of their next president and vice president.

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