Mumford and Sons Disband Following Ruthless Custody Battle
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann LONDON, U.K. – Early Thursday morning, fans of British folk rock band Mumford and Sons were concerned
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Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It’s been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it
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Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful
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Art Major Draws Nudes So He Can Be Productive AND Horny
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas ROSKI — In a curious case of specialization, sophomore Adam Sava exclusively draws and paints nude figures,
Read moreHomeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL — When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning
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Anime Kid From Middle School Grew Up Just How You Expected
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA — In a completely predictable turn of events, social media posts confirmed this weekend
Read moreUSC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL — In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann
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Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front
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