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Man Cheats on Diet, Diet Kicks Man Out of the House

April 19, 2016 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers SAN DIEGO — Southern California native, Dan Willerd, was shocked this weekend to find his clothes, X-box,

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College Local 

“Good for Them” Thinks Guy Walking Past FemFest

April 18, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez and Kim Rogers FOUNDER’S PARK — This past weekend USC hosted FemFest: a concert just for girls

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Entertainment 

Ben Isaacson, Actor Who Played Death Star, Dead at 78

April 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Dork.ly PINEWOOD STUDIOS — Ben Isaacson, a longtime actor in film and television, was found

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Local Sports 

2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic

April 13, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM — The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning

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College Local 

96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC — On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda

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College News in Brief 

Festival of Books Just Comic Con for Nerds

April 11, 2016June 17, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — This past weekend, thousands attended the LA Times Festival of Books on campus, which is

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College 

Study: Class Attendance Inversely Proportional to Percent Chance of Precipitation

April 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt USC —  A new study released on Tuesday by the USC Office of Student Attendance shows that poor weather

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In An Effort to Grow Its Base, KKK Announces Diversity Outreach Program

April 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee HARRISON, AR — With the number of white supremacists declining in the United States, the Klu Klux Klan

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Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move

April 6, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND — The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent

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Politics World 

Failure of Canadian Solar Energy Program Attributed to Living in America’s Shadow

April 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Michael Espriella articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella CANADA — Canada’s solar program has many citizens disappointedly exclaiming “oh, Canada!” as the program has failed

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