Bills Make History By Not Losing
By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the
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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees
By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was
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Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas
By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have
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Los Angeles Lakers Piss in Every Single Corner of Staples Center to Establish Dominance Over Clippers
By Carson Diamond LOS ANGELES, CA — Fresh off their NBA Finals victory, the Los Angeles Lakers once again decided
Read moreFemale Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness
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Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone HOBOKEN, NJ — During a long and unsuccessful search for the perfect porno to stroke his sausage
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Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti
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Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of
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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his
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12 Year Old Receives 3 Miami Dolphins Players in Trade for Full Size Snickers Bar
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone MIAMI, FLORIDA — In a move that shocked analysts and organizations throughout the league, local 12-year-old Bryce Davidson
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