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Ron DeSantis Steps Down As Governor To Pursue Dream Of Being A Travel Agent

September 19, 2022September 19, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – Current Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, stepped down this morning from his side hustle government

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Trump Insists Destroyed Documents Simply Being Used As Guinea Pig Bedding

August 10, 2022August 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina  PALM BEACH, FL — After the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump insisted that incriminating documents

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Pelosi Visits Beautiful Chinese Taipei, Bless Our Fearless Leader Xi Jinping

August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine CHINESE TAIPEI—The United States Speaker of the House touched down in Chinese Taipei on Tuesday, much to

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Biden Team Luckily Doesn’t Need To Worry About Long Term Covid

July 21, 2022July 21, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Lexa Ornes WASHINGTON, DC — With the news that Biden has been diagnosed with Covid-19, his team told the

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Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles

June 29, 2022June 29, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk ST. LOUIS, MO — After the landmark Supreme Court ruling on Kennedy v. Bremerton School District, Clayton

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EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade

June 25, 2022June 26, 2022 Joshua Wolk

We at the Sack of Troy firmly believe in giving a voice to the voiceless. So we did. SACK: How

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Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

June 24, 2022June 30, 2022 Mia Young

By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking

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Aw!!! Guy You Hooked Up With Last Summer Who Didn’t Wear A Condom Because It’s “Uncomfortable” Just Posted The Politico Infographic On His IG Story!

May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 Kathy Thach

By Kathy Thach NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Local woman Cassie Jackson was shocked and angered after logging onto Instagram

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Watershed Moment as 6-3 Conservative Supermajority Becomes 6-3 Conservative Supermajority

April 7, 2022May 10, 2022 Joshua Wolk

by Joshua Wolk WASHINGTON — After a fiery nomination process, Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed in a 53-47 vote.

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History Repeats Itself: It’s January 6th Again

January 6, 2022January 6, 2022 Preston Long

By Preston Long WASHINGTON – Exactly one year after the darkest day in recent memory, millions of Americans were shocked

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