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“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate

By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,

By Izzy Ster Following the announcement that former President Donald Trump was found guilty on all counts in the hush-money

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

By Jackson Parker After recently being expelled in an overwhelming 311-114 vote, George Santos’ seat in the House of Representatives

By Finn Rollings WASHINGTON, D.C. — As The Sack of Troy’s Capitol Hill Correspondent and Resident Empath, I just know

by Aidan Driscoll Washington, D.C. – After recent bodily malfunctions of a number of high-ranking politicians, many in government are

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By Sarah Cortina WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite a long-standing fight to grant statehood to the District of Columbia, and amid

By Levi Elias WASHINGTON D.C. – U.S. Congressman, NASA astrophysicist and 47-time Miss Universe winner, George Santos, adds current Editor-in-Chief

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Rep. Kevin McCarthy lost an 11th vote for Speaker of the House, the