Obama Congratulates California As This Year’s ‘State of the Union,’ New York Declared Runner-up
by Mark Lee base photo by Susan Walsh
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LGBT Activists Mistakenly Protest in Favor of Trans-America Pipeline
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett WASHINGTON D.C.–At a congressional hearing for the proposed Trans-America Pipeline that took place this
Read moreArizona Preschool Introduces Mandatory Open Carry for Students
by Jacob Emerson TUCSON, AZ–In the wake of a string of violent school shootings in the past few weeks, an
Read moreDeleted Tweets from Donald Trump During Democratic Debate
by Staff UNITED STATES OF ‘MERICA–On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced he would live tweet the First Democratic Presidential Debate. Some
Read moreControversy Over Whether Climate Change Event Actually Happened
by Kim Rogers USC allegedly hosted “Know Tomorrow” last week, an event consisting of a variety of activities and programs
Read moreLindsey Graham (R-SC) Struggles to Answer Every Call After Realizing He Hasn’t Changed Voicemail Since Middle School
by Rob Smat PRESIDENTIAL HQ — After a hefty exchange of words between Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Donald Trump (R-Trump
Read moreIndicted U.S. Senator Assumed Everything in House of Cards was Legal
by Rob Smat USA–Robert Menendez (D-NJ, NASA, ASPCA, ABCDEFG), was indicted today on multiple accounts of fraud, bribery, and efforts
Read moreObama to Replace all Federal Elections with Nate Silver
by Sasha Voth WASHINGTON DC–With a Republican controlled House and Senate, Obama is hitting the ground running on budget negotiations.
Read moreNational “Say No To Drugs Day” Organized; Sponsored by Coors
by Joseph Grazier WASHINGTON DC– It’s no great secret in 2014 that America has a drug problem: overdose deaths are
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Refugee Camp Desperately in Need of Humanitarian Aid
by Staff UN aid will soon reac the cramped encampment of refugees that have taken up residence in USC’s Leavey
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