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Therapist Has Seen Way Worse Imposter Syndrome Than Yours

September 13, 2023September 12, 2023 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES – Last Friday, your therapist had her license revoked after breaking client confidentiality to declare

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Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters

May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the University of Southern California for two semesters, freshman Annalise Waters

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Super Bloom Awesome for Everyone Except Instagram Boyfriends and People with Horrible Allergies

April 26, 2023April 25, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LAKE ELSINORE, CA – Following California’s historic winter rainfall, an influx of floral scenery, referred to as

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Kinky! This Couple Keeps the Lights On While They Fight

April 19, 2023April 18, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA –  Local couple Staniel and Jennifer Bréakfast aren’t just any pair that have been

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LA’s Hot New Bar Crawl Just Chabad, Hillel, Then Chabad Again

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Joshua Wolk

LOS ANGELES, CA –– This Monday, Eater LA announced that the 2022 top bar crawl is just Chabad, Hillel, and

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Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2023March 19, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas BOSTON, MA – Colorblind sixth grade teacher Dave Pendleton arrived at his classroom wearing all red and

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Woman Experiencing “Catholic Guilt” Just Awful Human Being

January 3, 2023January 1, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Meg Bateman is claiming to be a victim of “Catholic Guilt,”

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“New Year, New Me!” Says Woman Whose Greatest Fear is Change

January 1, 2023December 30, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the New Year, a local woman who hasn’t changed anything

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Children of Los Angeles to Charge Santa $2 for Oat Milk

December 20, 2022December 20, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the upcoming holiday, children across Los Angeles County have banded

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New High Fashion Streetwear Brand Just a T-shirt Store

November 30, 2022November 29, 2022 Zoe Rush

By Zoë Rush  FAIRFAX, CA — After lining up for the grand opening of the new streetwear brand titled “C10thes,”

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