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Children of Los Angeles to Charge Santa $2 for Oat Milk

December 20, 2022December 20, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the upcoming holiday, children across Los Angeles County have banded

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New High Fashion Streetwear Brand Just a T-shirt Store

November 30, 2022November 29, 2022 Zoe Rush

By Zoë Rush  FAIRFAX, CA — After lining up for the grand opening of the new streetwear brand titled “C10thes,”

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Caruso Mayoral Loss Karma for Closure of Grove American Girl Place

November 16, 2022November 20, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Political scientists have determined that the underlying reason for Rick Caruso’s mayoral loss

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LA’s New Favorite Cocktail Just Borg

November 16, 2022November 15, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Move over Aperol spritz! After Bella Hadid was spotted sipping translucent pink liquid

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Woman Horrified She Has The Same Zodiac Sign as Genghis Khan

November 2, 2022November 1, 2022 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA – Imagine for a second; It’s a sunny Friday morning. Breeze rolling in your

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Guy From Alabama Doesn’t Seem Ashamed Enough

October 10, 2022October 9, 2022 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – College freshman Earl Corlin has been introducing himself as an Alabama native with

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Philosophy Major Tells Grieving Widow What She’s Going Through

September 28, 2022September 27, 2022 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Diana Heffler, a recent widow, has exhausted multiple counseling forums, but the student

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Baby Wearing Smashing Pumpkins Band Tee Can’t Name A Single Song

September 21, 2022September 20, 2022 Chelsea Levy

By Chelsea Levy LONG BEACH, CA – Local music fan Jack Termino was appalled this past Sunday when he encountered

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Woman Trying To “Date Herself” Isn’t Her Own Type

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After nine months of intensive self-discovery following a horrific breakup, local woman Nicole

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Freshman Reduced to Hometown, Major, and Dorm Within a Matter of Days

August 19, 2022August 19, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After moving into her freshman dorm on Monday afternoon, Lana Klein has spiraled

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