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Cisgender Ally Roommate Also Not Sure How To Do Dishes

October 17, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina BROOKLYN, NY – Despite having a caramel balayage and minimal espresso-brewing skills, Santa Monica native Kinsey Skate

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Fall Break Touchy Subject For Humpty Dumpty

October 8, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – Fragile and sensitive boy Humpty Dumpty reportedly cried and ran out of his

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E-Scooter Snuck Into Doheny and Leavey

September 7, 2025September 7, 2025 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Hundreds of students lives’ were threatened today when two psycho fucks brought

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Graduation Sash Embroidery Malfunction: They All Just Say ‘Cum’

May 16, 2025July 24, 2025 Ella Grossman

By Ella Grossman LOS ANGELES, CA – Graduation season is in full swing, which means campus is swarming with soon-to-be

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Top 8 People You Found Out Were Catholic Yesterday

March 6, 2025March 8, 2025 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA  — Yesterday, non-Catholics across the globe came together for their annual tradition of being

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Selfish Asshat Who Thinks He’s A Comedian Ruins Perfectly Good Game of Telephone For Everyone

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Last night a tight-knit group of pals playing Telephone had their fun completely

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Local Couple Goes Out For Dinner For Valentine’s Day Like the SHEEP They Are

February 14, 2025February 27, 2025 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA —  A local straight couple was spotted dining at a fancy restaurant at about

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Former Stout Burger Location Converts Into Spirit Halloween

November 1, 2024October 31, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again! We all finally have an excuse to

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Universal Studios Reveals USC Career Fair as Latest Horror Nights Scarezone

October 30, 2024October 31, 2024 Gan Tran

By Gan Tran LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again. The air grows colder, the demand for

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Freshmen Report: Every Friend Group Already Formed

August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented

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