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Dentist More Disappointed in Man Than Father Ever Was

February 13, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte When Craig Butler went to his appointment at Wilkerson Dental on Thursday, he was expecting a bit

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Business Presentation Using More Prop Work Than Called For

February 12, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES– Local advertising agency executives left their all-staff meeting shocked on Wednesday, after witnessing a funding

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Fifth Member of Friend Group “Doesn’t Understand What’s So F*cking Funny”

February 6, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA, — College student Tom Davis has a problem with the new friend group that

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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns

February 5, 2018January 23, 2021 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO — Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of

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“I Only Watch for the Commercials,” Says Least Interesting Guy at Super Bowl Party

February 2, 2018June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PHILADELPHIA, PA – Everyone at Rebecca Huston’s Super Bowl party is brimming with excitement to watch the

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Can’t Dance? Try Hopping on Hot Coals or Having a Cowboy Shoot at Your Feet!

February 1, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock USC DIVISION OF BIOKINESIOLOGY – After nearly three decades of research, the USC Division of Biokinesiology and

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Maple Syrup Bottle Sticky

January 31, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett MACON, GA — At the Waffle House off of Chambers Rd, local man Cliff Richards went to

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Local Man Brimming with Self-Hatred Surprised to Learn Everyone Hates Him Too

January 30, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Local man Jerry Wilson has consistently ranked himself number one on his list

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Local Mom Pregames for Target Run with Glass of Wine

January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra DULUTH, MN – After dropping the kids off at a sleepover, Sherry Gables kicked off her loafers,

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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again

January 26, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,

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