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Girl From High School Still Doing Theatre

March 20, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks BOSTON, MA – Despite graduating high school and reaching adulthood, reports have confirmed that Jamie Harrington is

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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument

March 9, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE– When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled

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Grandma of Grandson Who Needs a Haircut Takes Matters Into Own Hands

March 5, 2018January 22, 2021 Jose Cardenas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA – After his college graduation, Martha Boxen finally reunited with her grandson Nathaniel and

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Teacher’s Pet Pees on Rug

February 28, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TAPER HALL — Many college students feel pressure to engage with faculty thanks to the rat race

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Man Who is Not Team Player Won’t Shut Up About Merits of Teamwork

February 27, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire VON KLEINSMID CENTER — When Jerry Schlein was assigned an in-class literature analysis and put into a

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Report: Jessica Is, Like, Sooooo Drunk

February 26, 2018 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In a study confirmed by experts, researchers, and eyewitnesses, Jessica, a 19-year-old sophomore

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After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio

February 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For

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9th Grade Class Disappointed New Kid Isn’t Some Sex God Here to Sweep Them Off Their Feet

February 20, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery INDIANAPOLIS, IN— At 9:27 AM, Mr. Nielson’s 9th grade American history class let out a collective groan

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NBC Renews Law & Order: SVU Through 2086

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES, CA – In a contract that pays Dick Wolf enough money to purchase a “sizable”

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Master of Seduction Buys Grocery Store Roses and Olive Garden Gift Card

February 14, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA — A local Ralph’s checkout line was left stunned as a master of love