Step Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug
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Mars Rover Told There Would Be Other Rovers When It Got There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann MARS – A lonesome NASA rover sent to collect evidence of ancient life on Mars was falsely informed that
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard
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Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly
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10 Year Old’s iPad Covered in Cheeto Dust
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen After a week-long search for local 10-year-old Jeremy Gersh’s iPad, it has been discovered wedged between two
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Grocery Bagger Shamefully Returns to Double Life as Actor on Shitty Sitcom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann BURBANK, CA – Tim Brewer, 34, embarrassedly clocked out of his well-paying gig as a grocery bagger
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Scientists Still Unable to Discover Normal Reason Why Straight Dude Would Want to Become Gynecologist
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Veronica Marks PALO ALTO, CA – Despite several years of research, lab work, and brainstorming sessions, the effort led
Read moreBicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless
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Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks
Read moreSoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli Publicizing on Snapchat that this will be his “big break,” a small-time SoundCloud rapper from your area
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