Gogurt Twitter Account Begging for Sweet, Sweet Release of Death
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks Users of Twitter were alarmed on Tuesday when they woke up to posts from the popular yogurt
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Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful
Read moreHomeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL — When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning
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Anime Kid From Middle School Grew Up Just How You Expected
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA — In a completely predictable turn of events, social media posts confirmed this weekend
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Best Friend From High School Clearly Lying About Getting Laid in College
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt NEW YORK CITY – The Sack confirmed last Thursday that Rob Broux’s best friend from high school,
Read moreSurplus of Spring Admits to be Housed in Forested Wolf Dens
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan GRIFFITH PARK, CA — Due to a lack of available freshman housing space, some students admitted for
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Baby Jesus Sees Shadow, Won’t Be Crucified for Another Four Months
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann BETHLEHEM– For the third year in a row, the newborn Jesus Christ has seen his shadow and
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Man Didn’t Realize He Was Offering Sweatshirt as Collateral in Event of Break-Up
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s going to be a chilly winter for one local man whose recent
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Friend’s Kid Fat
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple sources close to the family have confirmed that Thomas Henderson’s son, 10-year-old
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Son “Positive” His Divorced Dad Getting More Action Than Him
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse On Saturday night, college student and notoriously shakey man Tom Davis confirmed his long held suspicions —
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