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As Fall Musical Season Approaches, Theatre Students Facing Epidemic of No One Paying Attention to Them in Denny’s

November 12, 2020January 21, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp SCHAUMBURG, IL – On a regular November night at any given suburban Denny’s, the restaurant’s dining room

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Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Albums of All Time” Finally Ranks Peppa Pig: My First Album at Number 1

November 11, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – Every ten years or so, American music magazine Rolling Stone releases their picks

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“Gritty” and “Morally Ambiguous” Student Film Just Sexist and Racist

November 10, 2020November 8, 2020 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum SAN CLEMENTE, CA –– SCA Film Production student Marcel Caspér promised his audience to expect something “new,”

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Trump Family Belting “Do You Hear the People Sing?” From Makeshift Oval Office Barricade

November 6, 2020February 6, 2021 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum WASHINGTON, DC – Instead of wallowing in misery after election results indicate a Biden victory, the Trump

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Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja

November 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Veronica Marks

By Veronica Marks

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Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.

November 3, 2020November 2, 2020 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish

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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp We checked in with Mom to find out what her 10 favorite movies were for the spooky

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Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept

October 22, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head

September 24, 2020October 12, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tucker Carlson shocked viewers on Wednesday night, when he shifted his hair on camera

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Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Child Rapist Roman Polanski Hasn’t Won A Golden Globe In Over 9 Years!

August 28, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone PARIS, FRANCE – It’s hard to believe, but it’s been 9 years since Roman Polanski won a

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