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Film Industry Scientists Create Black Hole in Attempt to Show 2-D Movie in 4DX

October 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat REGAL CINEMA LABS, EARTH — L.A.’s Regal Cinema, located just south of downtown, has recently become the

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Film Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names

September 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:

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Girl Wants Boyfriend To Commit To More Serious Shows On Netflix

September 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad STARBUCKS COFFEE—Dana Jones and her boyfriend Garrett Impton have been dating for four months. Jones initially bonded

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U2 Graciously Donates Free Album to Help Small Tech Company

September 10, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat CUPERTINO, CA — The popular Irish rock band U2, known for their philanthropic exploits and world fame

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Sack Reviews: Guardians of the Galaxy

September 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat reviews

by Rob Smat  Just when we didn’t think Marvel could do any better, they shock us yet again. Besides the

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Coachella Weekend 2 Cancelled

April 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat INDIO, CA — In a stunning move, Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival management announced today that

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“Comedy@SCA Live!” Parodies ‘Sketch Show’

April 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash reviews

by Jori Barash On Friday night, the second episode of this daring series was taped at the George Spielberg Center

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Reasons Behind the Closure of UV’s Flagship Theatre

April 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat UNIVERSITY VILLAGE –On routine strolls through USC’s University Village over the past few weeks, many students have

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I Definitely Saw Philomena

March 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  I saw Philomena.  Definitely.  Yup.  Saw it.  Judi Dench? She was in it. And I’m pretty sure her

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USC 24 Hour Film Festival Ends In Disaster Following Unfortunate Typo

February 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES — Tragedy struck the USC Film Program this past weekend following an unfortunate typo in

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