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Loose Cannon Oscars PA Adds “My Virginity” to In Memoriam

February 27, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve DOLBY THEATRE — The In Memoriam section of the Oscars pays tribute to those in the business

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Nobody Has Seen Martin Sheen in 6 Months and No One Is Investigating

February 9, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Veteran actor Martin Sheen, star of The West Wing and Apocalypse Now, has

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Guy in Improv Class Can Kind of Do Christopher Walken Impression

January 27, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski   |    photo by On the Spot WEST COVINA COMMUNITY THEATRE — Every Wednesday night at 8:00., aspiring

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Local Improv Troupe Finds Spontaneous Ways to Not Be Funny Each Time

November 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Zany local improv troupe Home Improv-ment is on a heck of a roll.

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Local Man Takes Home Legendary Haul of 37 Copies of ‘Jack Reacher’ from Black Friday Sale

November 25, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett BUFFALO, NY — After standing in sub-zero temperatures for six hours, local man George Thurwood pushed and

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Hollywood Soon To Run Out Of Adjective-Number Combinations For Movie Titles

October 19, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez HOLLYWOOD, CA — With the release of Magnificent Seven and Ridiculous 6, Hollywood is headed towards a

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Netflix Adds “& Chill” Section Featuring Several Hours of Background Noise

September 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS GATOS, CA — Based on feedback from numerous sources, Netflix has discovered that its viewers no

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Tom Hanks to Star in Biopic About Tom Hanks

September 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jacob Surovsky HOLLYWOOD, CA — After an acting career of nearly 40 years, Tom Hanks is ready to take

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Roommate More Than Happy to Screw Up Sound for Your Movie

September 6, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

“I’ve never done sound before, but I’ll take a crack at recording unsalvageable audio,” responded Samson.

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Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert

September 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall

“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”

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