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If Someone Tells Me I Have A Great Personality One More Time I’m Donating to ISIS

April 26, 2017 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden I have been told fourteen times in the last two days that I am “so fun” and

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New Poll Conducted by the Cool Kids Concludes That I’m Gay

April 12, 2017April 12, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson According to a new poll conducted by the cool kids at New Summit Middle School, I am

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My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day

March 9, 2017 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen A death in the family is tough to sugarcoat.  My grandfather’s death certainly wasn’t sugarcoated. It was

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I Have a Rolling Backpack and I Still Pull More Bitches Than You

March 3, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Charney-Harrington I know you’ve seen me around. The swagger in my walk, the tucked-in polo, the cuffed jeans.

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Well…Fuck.

November 9, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Fuck. Shit ass tits bitch mother fucker ass butt dick. How did we get to this point–shit Goddamn fuck shit

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I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers

October 6, 2016 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep

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How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You

August 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order

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Smart! This Girl Took Birthday Pictures for Her Friends’ Facebook Walls Early This Year!

April 27, 2016 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by James Osborne What a genious! Citing the difficulty experienced last year in finding the perfect naturally taken picture to

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Dear Mom: Can you schedule my dentist appointment?

February 25, 2016 Kim Rogers Dear Mom

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,      Can you schedule my dentist appointment? -Michael Dear Michael,      I called

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QUIZ: Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You?

February 16, 2016 Jack Hackett articles

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