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Dear Mom: Can you schedule my dentist appointment?

February 25, 2016 Kim Rogers 3679 Views Dear Mom
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Dear Mom: What’s the Netflix Password?

November 18, 2015December 28, 2015 Kim Rogers 4002 Views Dear Mom

by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,     What’s the Netflix password?  P.S. Running out of money. 🙂 -Michael Dear Michael,  

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