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Opinion: I Miss the Drought

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an

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Sack Superhero #1: Guy Who’s Read Infinite Jest

February 21, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake

February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to

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Benny and the Sharks

February 7, 2018 Sara Linden

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God’s Writers’ Room Running Out of Ideas

December 14, 2017 Sara Linden
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Turkey Roasts Itself

November 24, 2017 Sara Linden
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This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It

November 10, 2017June 17, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL – Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s

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Look Out World, I Just Got Bangs, Which Negate All My Previously Ingrained Habits and Personality Traits!

November 9, 2017 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte I see the heads turning as I walk down the street. I hear the people saying, “Did

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That’s Not a Sexy Nurse Costume, You’re Just in the ER

October 31, 2017 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s Halloweekend, so you probably assumed that hot nurse was just a hot

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These Horoscopes Are So Accurate it’s Scary!

October 26, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson Aries: Someone from your work is going to ask you on a date. But it’s not the

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