Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!
By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you
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Girlboss Alert! Woman, Who is My Boss, Fired Me to Maximize Profits
By Veronica Marks Yas, queen! Feminism reached unseen heights today when my #Girlboss Melissa fired me from my job like
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Girlboss Alert! This Video Game Boss is a Girl
By Drew Thomas-Nathan VALENCIA, CA — That’s another glass ceiling shattered as area gamer Alexander Dawson confirmed that the boss
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DEAR MOM: Are You And Dad Getting A Divorce?
By Mia Young Dear Mom, Are you and dad getting a divorce? -Chloe Dear Chloe, Honey, why would you think
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DEAR MOM: Close the Door!
by Finn Kobler DEAR SON, Dinner’s downstairs, sweetie! 🙂 Love, Mom DEAR MOM, OHMYGOD CLOSE THE FUCKIN’ DOOR!!!!! HOW MANY
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OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Baseball mascot Mr. Met’s essay about wanting to murder children in cold blood
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New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The
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OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure
Read moreOPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label
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Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann BIRNKRANT SECOND FLOOR — The beginning-of-the-year floor meeting was thrown into an unbearable awkward silence when resident
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