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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?

January 30, 2023January 28, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Since USC reimplemented the shared Lyft ride system at the beginning of the

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“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – The widely-popular show, The White Lotus, announced that its upcoming third season will

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Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — UPIFC fraternity Pi Omega Sigma, colloquially known as POS, was slammed this week

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Opinion: If USC Brings Back Shared Lyfts, Then Bring Back Splash Bash

January 11, 2023October 24, 2024 Staff

by Staff On Tuesday, January 3, USC Transportation announced a return to the Shared Lyft model for the Spring 2023

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Opinion: Why Can’t USC Men Finish?

January 3, 2023January 3, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster After dominating Tulane up until the last four minutes of the Cotton Bowl this afternoon, USC suffered

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Student Thankful to Not Be Hearing Roommate’s Moans During Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022November 22, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman ST. LOUIS, MO – Thanksgiving is the time to acknowledge the little things one is thankful for:

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Our Statement on UCLA’s Satire Paper

November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Joshua Wolk
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Study Reveals USC Students’ Biggest Fear is Being Asked Parent’s Salary

November 14, 2022November 13, 2022 Zoe Rush

By Zoë Rush  LOS ANGELES, CA — A recent study has concluded that the worst fear of most USC students

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USC Grad Murders Family of Five to Make It on Notable Alumni List

November 4, 2022November 3, 2022 Jess Wild

By Jessica Wild PARKER, AZ – Peter Schwarz, 2002 graduate of USC and Rose Bowl bench warmer, wiped out an

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Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Staff

Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a

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