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Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting

March 27, 2023October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA – Alright. Listen. I am well aware of how effective and important unions are

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30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Staff

By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack

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“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years

March 7, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC student and renowned activist Robert Davis has devoted his life to destigmatizing recreational

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In Time For Latest Deftones Drop, USC Expands Lyft Zone to Include Fairfax Heaven by Marc Jacobs Store

March 4, 2023March 4, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – The University of Southern California has announced its expansion of the free shared

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Average Man Overhyped by Interesting Woman

March 3, 2023March 2, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – To add to the already devastating statistic, local enthralling woman Genevieve Myers fell

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Flood Damages Thornton, Horny Band Kids Wetter Than Ever Before

February 28, 2023February 28, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Following the torrential downpour this past weekend, The Music Complex suffered significant damage,

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Greek Row Adds PlayPlace for Underaged Girls

February 22, 2023February 21, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — The University Park Interfraternity Council has announced plans to construct a PlayPlace on

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Taylor Swift Donates to USC to Replace “Fryft” with “Fryvate Jet” Program

February 21, 2023February 20, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Philanthropist and occasional Grammy winning musician Taylor Swift has donated ten of her

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Missed Connections Found Maimed, Castrated, and Dead; Datamatch Primary Suspect

February 11, 2023October 24, 2024 Staff

by Staff LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – USC Missed Connections has been found dead at the ripe age of two, and

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Hazardous Materials at DPS Office Render Hundreds of Pounds of Pork Inedible

February 11, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA ––– At 4:47pm on February 9, USC TrojansAlert email alerted the university of a hazardous

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