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Kofi Annan Declines Position as New/North R.A. On Grounds of Being “Too Dangerous”

December 15, 2011June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Asher Levy Kofi Annan, the former UN Arab League joint special envoy to Syria and author of the Six

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EVK Done Reminded Me of My Sweet Ol’ Mammy’s Cookin’ the Other Day

December 15, 2011June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Howdy, y’all!  Recently I been a-hootin’ and a-hollerin’ about how good the vittles been at EVK.  Sure is

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New/North Janitors Go On Strike

December 12, 2011January 21, 2021 Staff

by Jordan Klein The janitors of USC’s New Residential College and North Residential College have refused to continue working because

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Viterbi Adds New Minor in “Love”

December 9, 2011January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jordan Klein USC has always been known for its breadth of academic departments. Its undergraduate students have the ability

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Miranda Cosgrove Spotted on Campus

December 9, 2011January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman In a startling turn of events, actress and musician Miranda Cosgrove was seen yesterday at the Ronald

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