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President Nikias Announces “Row” to Become Giant “Play-Ground”

January 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by Vauvau USC’s Office of the President, in league with the Department of Public Safety, announced

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USC Hospitality Gets Cafe Right After 83 Tries

December 24, 2013June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat In one of the greatest success stories in recent campus history, USC Hospitality has perfected the Cafe,

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University to Double USG Salaries

December 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash Photo by Daily Trojan Starting in January, compensation for Undergraduate Student Government officers will

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USC’s “Row” Will Reopen January, “Drunk-Proof”

December 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Following months of crippling sanctions on the USC Greek community, the administration announced Friday, “28th Street will

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USC Cockroaches Sue for Equal Access to Education

December 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Wahiawaboy “We have been stepped on for too long.” The cockroaches have a variety of

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Lee to Play “Everything” Next Season

December 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jordan Klein To say that USC’s football season was disappointing is more than an understatement. After a 21-7 loss

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Film Professor Drew Casper Bites Head off of Freshman Student

December 10, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Students watched esteemed Professor Drew Casper bite a student’s head off during class last Thursday, making him not

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Birnkrant Complains About Underfunding, Sushi Night Reduced to Once a Week

December 9, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Viterbi School Creates New 5 AM Slot for Engineering Classes

December 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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