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USC’s “Row” Will Reopen January, “Drunk-Proof”

December 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Following months of crippling sanctions on the USC Greek community, the administration announced Friday, “28th Street will

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USC Cockroaches Sue for Equal Access to Education

December 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Wahiawaboy “We have been stepped on for too long.” The cockroaches have a variety of

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Lee to Play “Everything” Next Season

December 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jordan Klein To say that USC’s football season was disappointing is more than an understatement. After a 21-7 loss

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Film Professor Drew Casper Bites Head off of Freshman Student

December 10, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Students watched esteemed Professor Drew Casper bite a student’s head off during class last Thursday, making him not

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Birnkrant Complains About Underfunding, Sushi Night Reduced to Once a Week

December 9, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Viterbi School Creates New 5 AM Slot for Engineering Classes

December 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Places Artificial Snow in front of Tommy Trojan, Nikias Announces Snow Day

December 6, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Freshman Realizes EVK “Japanese Bar” “Chinese Bar” “Rice and Noodle Bar” “Teriyaki Bar” and “Mongolian Barbecue Bar” Actually The Same

December 3, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Javorius Allen Suffers Broken Back After Carrying Entire Team

December 1, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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DPS Breaks Up Nikias Fundrager

November 29, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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