USC – Page 30 – The Sack of Troy

Student Surprised To Find Earth Still Spinning Following UCLA Loss

by Andy Gause Trent Molina, a mixology Senior, woke up flabbergasted to find the world had not come to a

by Staff Photo editing by Jack Koppa In its long history as the University of Southern California’s newspaper of record,

by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!! Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note: This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from

by Joseph Grazier University Park is a scene of utter chaos- martial law has been declared, bandits roam the streets,

by Joseph Grazier For years, USC’s EVK dining hall has been looked down upon by USC students, who have used