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Architecture Student Escapes from Studio, Apprehended by DPS

November 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

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Admissions Staff Gives Prospective Students Extremely Accurate Picture of Life at USC

November 7, 2014February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!!  Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

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USC Launches SCampaign to Capitalize the Letters SC in More Things

November 7, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

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USC School of Dramatic Arts Hosts Barista Career Fair

November 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

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Campus Cruisers Upgraded

November 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from

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DPS Fails to Apprehend Serial Candy Burglars

October 31, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier University Park is a scene of utter chaos- martial law has been declared, bandits roam the streets,

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EVK Receives Gleaming Review- Described as “Technically Edible”

October 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier For years, USC’s EVK dining hall has been looked down upon by USC students, who have used

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USC Gentrification May Displace Local Oil Well

October 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

by Axel Hellman USC–Every year, more and more students have moved to the neighborhood west of Vermont, driving up rents

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USC Introduces New Half-Price Half-Time Football Tickets

October 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo USC–In an effort to increase student-section sales, the USC ticket office has introduced an enticing new deal:

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New Bike Parking System Deployed in Front of Leavey Library

October 16, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Staff LEAVEY LIBRARY–Administrators have long sought a solution for USC’s chaotic bicycle parking. On average, 3.4 bikes fill every

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