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USC Unveils New School of Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal Arts

November 18, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — During a Q&A session for the Open Dialogue Project, Interim President Kim announced

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USC to Pair ChatGPT Subscription With Free Oxycontin Voucher

November 14, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — Students at USC today were informed that the school would start providing them

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Normal Weekend For Gerontology Majors

November 9, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

LOS ANGELES, CA – The lone three students pursuing gerontology degrees at the Leonard Davis School of Gerontology didn’t notice

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Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public

November 7, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – They grow up so fast! To celebrate being born yesterday, Trojan parents took

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DMC Globe Gets Turned Into Flat Earth

November 5, 2025January 16, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – “BANG,” “CRASH,” “BOOM.” These sounds and more could be heard emanating from DMC

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In Lieu of Scholarships, Vice Provost Offers Gold Star Sticker and One Toy From the Prize Chest

October 26, 2025January 16, 2026 Jada Leung

By Jada Leung LOS ANGELES, CA – After gleefully spinning the Wheel of Big Fucking Budget Cuts, USC’s Vice Provost

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Beong Soo Kim Displays Symptoms Of Having A Spine

October 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Staff

By Noelle Villasenor and Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA – Ferrel Kolt, M.D.,  Beong Soo Kim’s primary care physician, just

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USC Demolition Club Takes an Unconventional Approach to Open House

October 13, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s Demolition Club surprised and delighted prospective members by demolishing Ronald Tutor Campus

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A Definitive Ranking of The USC Village Accent Walls

October 9, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CA-  As we get closer to the LA 2028 Olympics, and thus The Village’s true

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Fall Break Touchy Subject For Humpty Dumpty

October 8, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – Fragile and sensitive boy Humpty Dumpty reportedly cried and ran out of his

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