Entire Department Conspires to Grant Your D-Clearance As Late As Possible

By Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s

USC Steps Away in 4th Quarter To Honor Yom Kippur

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– I think it’s really cute that you’re spending this fall break goofing off at

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – As homesick freshmen count down the days for mommy and daddy to buy

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To

By Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA – With all of you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshmen finally moving in, we wanted

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Each year, clubs at USC are getting harder and harder to get into

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented