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Epstein Family Plaza Renamed to ████████ Plaza

March 1, 2026March 31, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy LOS ANGELES, CA — Children everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. To avoid association with  prominent

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OPINION: Beong-Soo Kim Still Biological Interim

February 4, 2026March 31, 2026 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES – Despite what the Commie-fornia liberals WANT you to think, Beong-Soo Kim is STILL

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TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT 

February 4, 2026January 31, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina UNIVERSITY PARK – Ethical AI enthusiast Geoff Garrett and interim USC affiliate Beong-Soo Kim announced the three-part

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Spring Break Coming Early After Interim President Kim Sees Shadow

February 2, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  PUNXSUTAWNEY, CA — Interim President Kim has abruptly cancelled all classes this week after he popped his

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USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm

January 27, 2026January 29, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES – After seeing New Yorkers enduring a record-breaking snow storm, hundreds of USC students collectively

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This Semester is Sponsored by Polymarket

January 23, 2026January 29, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – After decades of only being able to monetize 98% of student life, USC

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USC Dutch Bros Does Not Pass Bechdel Test

December 26, 2025January 18, 2026 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Feminism lost again this weekend when Sack investigative reporters discovered that the

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Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students

December 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – In this stressful time of final projects, papers, and exams, one USC professor

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No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC community was left unshocked and unshaken after reports were released allegeding

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Student Union Busters Misinterpret Their Job

November 19, 2025January 16, 2026 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Capitalists, scabs, and Interim President Beong-Soo Kims everywhere are bracing for impact

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