Pole Everyone Kicks During Football Games Speaks Out About Abuse
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas EXPOSITION BLVD, CA — USC faced a new scandal this week as that one pole everyone kicks
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SCA’s George Lucas Building to be Renamed in Light of Allegations That He Sucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann SCA – USC’s School of Cinematic Arts has moved forward with plans to remove George Lucas’s name
Read moreBoard of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation
Read moreWow! The Sack of Troy Writing Staff Got Really Hot Over the Summer!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen Formerly a pale bunch of malnourished nerds, the Sack of Troy writing staff has returned from summer
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Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal
Read moreDr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of
Read moreSuspicious Nikias Smells Rat In Board of Trustees
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — C.L. Max Nikias burst into the wood-paneled room where USC’s governing body, the Board of
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Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged
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Students Hold Séance to Contact Café 84 and Ground Zero
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC Campus – On Thursday night, a group of students gathered to use other-worldly means to contact
Read moreNikias Emerges From Cocoon of Duct Tape Following Conclusion of UCLA Rivalry Week
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