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Disney Buys George Lucas Building in SCA

January 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Following its purchase of LucasFilm back in October of 2012, the Walt Disney Company has recently purchased

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Naive Freshman Overhears Roommate Having Sex, Asks If Girl is Okay

January 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of docoverachiever. Last night at 11:37 pm PST, junior David O’Connor’s roommate Jonathan Tenner, a

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EVK Advertisement

January 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff videos

by Matthew Wunderlich This is a slightly dated but still highly appealing commercial for EVK, known as “the best dining

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USC Graduate Starts Charity to Give IPads to Homeless

January 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash  photo by deadly sirius edited by jori barash Homelessnessless LA is a new nonprofit

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LAPD Investigates Alleged Prostitution on Campus

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash On Monday night, university officials disclosed online that several students at USC had been taken in for

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In Gallant Social Statement, Naïve Freshman Signs Petition for Both Planned Parenthood and Pro-life Campus Activists

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Every day, students are surrounded and hounded by activists in neon yellow vests, pink t-shirts, clipboards, and

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Chris Christie Shuts Down McClintock Avenue for Political Retribution

January 20, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash For the past week, the USC community has wondered why traffic is so restricted

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USC Students Inconvenienced, Thrilled by SAG Awards

January 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Many USC students have eagerly anticipated the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, held at the Shrine Auditorium

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Matthew McConaughey: Thanks for Nothing, USC

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matthew McConaughey Photo by Gabbot First off, I’d like to thank the Academy. Though the Oscars have not happened

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President Nikias Announces “Row” to Become Giant “Play-Ground”

January 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by Vauvau USC’s Office of the President, in league with the Department of Public Safety, announced

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