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Freshmen Host Dorm Room Party to Cover Up Loud Music

January 16, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff Photo by D Robert Wolcheck On Saturday night, a small group of Marks Tower freshmen turned their speakers

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Mysterious Room Adjacent to Men’s Restroom Discovered in Computer Science Building, Purpose Still Unknown

January 15, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat In the midst of a rigorous workday at the Viterbi School of Engineering, three unsuspecting computer science

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RA Seen on Date with Resident

January 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jules Zucker Above:  Photo by rockygirl05 USC students of all ages were taken aback this Thursday evening at the

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USC Hospitality Gets Cafe Right After 83 Tries

December 24, 2013June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat In one of the greatest success stories in recent campus history, USC Hospitality has perfected the Cafe,

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University to Double USG Salaries

December 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash Photo by Daily Trojan Starting in January, compensation for Undergraduate Student Government officers will

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Stevie Wonder to Perform at Visions and Voices, Except for the Vision Part

December 17, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Outraged by “Greek Life” Nikias starts Greek Cultural Awareness Program

December 16, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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USC’s “Row” Will Reopen January, “Drunk-Proof”

December 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Following months of crippling sanctions on the USC Greek community, the administration announced Friday, “28th Street will

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New Taxi Service to Take You to Visit the Friends You Don’t Have: “Campus Loser”

December 14, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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New Taxi Service to Take Students to Networking Events: “Campus Schmoozer”

December 13, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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