EVK Advertisement
by Matthew Wunderlich
This is a slightly dated but still highly appealing commercial for EVK, known as “the best dining hall on that side of campus.” This was made of a Trojan Vision show, Newsmakers, in 2009.
Breaking News:
- Scientists Offer Banging Head Against Wall as Relaxing Alternative to USC Football
- Entire Department Conspires to Grant Your D-Clearance As Late As Possible
- USC Steps Away in 4th Quarter To Honor Yom Kippur
- You’re Going to Joshua Tree This Fall Break? Well, I’m Going to Work at the Fucking Razor Factory
- Trojans Learn An Important Lesson In Friendship, Lose 24-27
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