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Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework

February 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Saloni Verma USC — Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and

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Politics 

Trump Launches Campaign to Change the Name of El Niño to ‘The Boy’

January 29, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez ‘MERICA — Recently, we’ve been seeing the effects of the weather pattern El Niño here in sunny

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Obama Congratulates California As This Year’s ‘State of the Union,’ New York Declared Runner-up

January 15, 2016January 23, 2021 Staff news in photos

by Mark Lee base photo by Susan Walsh

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Curiosity Killed the Dude in the Fridge

January 14, 2016 Staff student voices

by Amanda Suarez I just read this article about how the police are stumped by a mysterious body that workers

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Students-Athletes Outraged Over Lack of Handicap Access Ramps for Their Hoverboards

December 11, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Derl Clausen JOHN MCKAY CENTER–Last Tuesday, student-athletes from every team gathered outside the John McKay Center to express their

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College Local 

Tenured Professor Fired After Scathing Student Course Eval

December 7, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Amanda Suarez USC–“I’ve taught at this University for 20 years, and I’ve never had something like this happen!” Those

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USC Professor Names Feces-Eating Bacterium in Honor of Grad Students

November 20, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier Fantastic strides were made today in the relatively narrow realm of grad student-professor relations; A newly discovered

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College USC 

Traveler Gets Drunk, Takes Picture on Top of Student

November 7, 2015February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff USC has grown all too accustomed to the bacchanals that inevitably occur on late weekend nights, which often

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College USC 

USG Delays Vote, Claims only $92 Million needed to end Racism

November 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff photo by Beverly B. Pham from Daily Trojan USG SENATE — The big news on YikYak this week

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College Sports USC 

Bleary-Eyed Weekenders “Totally Stoked” to Learn of USC Victory

November 2, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Arriving home in droves last night and this morning, USC students returning from “The Weekender” in Berkeley were

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