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President Nikias Organizes Bake Sale

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash The president of USC declared a new hands-on approach to fundraising. As a part of his $6

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UCLA to Ban “Tribute to Troy”

November 21, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu After banning the USC Drum Major from stabbing the turf at the Rose Bowl last year, the

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USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Former President of the United States George W. Bush is expected to replace Jack H. Knott as

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College Local USC 

Home Depot Invades USC

November 17, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Students began reporting evidence of a foreign presence as recently as Thursday night. Rob Finklestein, a freshman

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DPS Shuts Down Engineering Party Out of Pity

November 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause A social gathering on Thursday night was shut down by the Department of Public Safety around 8:30pm.

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Troy Camp Nominates Itself As Most Philanthropic Organization On Campus

November 14, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Troy Camp, a USC organization self-described as “the oldest, best, and most diverse organization on campus” has recently

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College USC 

DPS Announces Cardinal Party Plan and Trojan Party Plan

November 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina In response to the recent alcohol related incidences occurring around the University of Southern California, President Nikias

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College USC 

USC Uses Unread Daily Trojan Newspapers to Build New Dorm

November 12, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The USC administration recently announced plans to build a new dorm out of the surplus of pristine,

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College USC 

Graduating Senior Honored for Record Fundraging Totals

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Morgan Greenwald In a ceremony last Thursday held by the Michael and Kijafa Vick Children’s Foundation,

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College USC 

Community Celebrates DPS Practices

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Last Saturday, the community surrounded the University of Southern California celebrated the Department of Public Safety’s initiatives

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