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USC’s Cold War-Era Wifi Router Has Trouble with Youtube Upload

February 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat In a troubling technical glitch, USC’s Information Technology Services reported that the university’s solitary WiFi router, constructed

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Lorenzo Lion Attacks Residents for Not Properly ‘Getting the Party Started’

February 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The lion seen intimidating students in the greater Los Angeles area According to the LAPD, the Lorenzo

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Lowell Institute For Renewable Energy Develops Cannabis-Powered Vehicle

February 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Suspicions of something strange on campus have been on the rise since August, when an increasing number

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College USC 

Buff Guy at Lyon Center Marries His Own Reflection

February 16, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Jared Eggerton, a junior studying gym-ometry, was working his upper body when he locked eyes with his

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Film Students Form Totally Legit Production Company To Create “Important” Short Films

February 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Ryan Lee Whereas other film students are busy simply learning the tools of filmmaking, some students have taken it

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Shootings Bring Terror, Sandwiches to USC

February 12, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Photo by JaBB LOS ANGELES, CAL. – After the reported shooting at the Lorenzo Apartments last Friday,

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College Entertainment 

Production Student Found Dead in Avid Lab After 60 Hour Editing Session

February 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause photo by Yuba College Public Space SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS- Will Odenkirk, a junior film production major,

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Student Hospitalized Following Consumption of EVK “Food”

February 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

photo by Rob Smat An unnamed USC student was taken by ambulance to the Good Samaritan Hospital after accidentally consuming

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College Sports USC 

Student Accidentally Attends Non-Football Sporting Event

February 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Lauren Williams Last semester, Johnny ‘Foosball’ Burgess, a freshman hippie punching major, stumbled upon a

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College USC 

New Bicycle Safety Measures Announced by DPS

February 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Photo by Erik Levin Responding to the growing problem of dangerous and erratic bicycle traffic, the Department

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