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University To Allow Student-Athletes To Drop ‘Student’ Duties If Specific Athletic Goals Met

May 11, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause MCKAY CENTER – On Monday, the university announced a program to allow certain student-athletes to opt out

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College Columns USC 

Letter: Why Are People Still Coughing? By C. L. Max Nikias

May 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Fellow Trojans! Now that April is over, we are only a few days into May, which is the fifth month

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College 

Soapy Joe’s Laundry Service Discontinued, Students Outraged

May 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Caroline Langella Soapy Joe’s Laundry Service, the “most trusted name in garment care,” recently announced plans to move their

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College USC 

Daily Trojan Issues Desperate Plea to FIND AL

May 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat DAILY TROJAN OFFICE — Thursday’s issue of the Daily Trojan alarmed students campuswide, as the headline featured

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College News in Brief USC 

In the Spirit Of Continuity, New/North Ends Year As It Started

May 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Tradition is in the air tonight. Passerbys can smell it in the breaths of joyous students. Most

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College USC 

Alien Spacecraft Discovered in Every USC Fountain

April 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by The History Channel LOS ANGELES — Practically overnight, almost every fountain at the USC campus has been entirely fenced

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Trojan Family Confronts Issues of Incest, Nepotism

April 24, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff  Above:  Two members of the Trojan Family about to commit incestuous acts CAREER CENTER — For years, the

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College 

International Criminal Court Prosecutes Local Frat Boy for Austin Powers Impersonation

April 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause THE ROW– In a saddening event for the University, the International Criminal Court has charged Phil Bernstein, a

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College USC 

Freshman from Upper East Side Beginning to Wonder about Doorman at New/North

April 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Chloe Hooter, a freshman hunting/gathering major from New York’s wealthy Upper East Side, first became suspicious when the

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Entertainment 

Coachella Weekend 2 Cancelled

April 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat INDIO, CA — In a stunning move, Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival management announced today that

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